Thursday, July 06, 2006

Ass-raped!

Ah Joo sms me a message that makes me laugh my ass off =P


A guy, with blood all over his pants went to see a doctor.

Guy: Doc, I was ass-raped by an elephant.
Doc: Let me see your ass. Shit! The hole is huge! There is no way that an elephant's long and thin penis can make such a hole!
Guy: Well, the elephant decided to finger me first!

3 Comments:

Blogger A world that i've seen said...

muahaha...fufu~ hope a good lame joke make ur day yeah..

7:05 PM  
Blogger LuUeE said...

Hahahha.. Hi Maverick, Luuee has landed.. What a really cool joke.. but i think biologically speakin... i think if an elephant fingered a man.. he would pengsan.. hahaha.. the elephant must have a huge huge finger.. Hmm.. wonder did it already cut it's fingernails.. if not.. *OUCH* EVEN MORE damage done..

And hmm.. wonder where did the elephant's finger went the night before..

1:09 PM  
Blogger BaBy JeE said...

hahahhahahaha... mav, would u wana try some elephant fingering too???

5:35 PM  

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