Ass-raped!
Ah Joo sms me a message that makes me laugh my ass off =P
A guy, with blood all over his pants went to see a doctor.
Guy: Doc, I was ass-raped by an elephant.
Doc: Let me see your ass. Shit! The hole is huge! There is no way that an elephant's long and thin penis can make such a hole!
Guy: Well, the elephant decided to finger me first!
A guy, with blood all over his pants went to see a doctor.
Guy: Doc, I was ass-raped by an elephant.
Doc: Let me see your ass. Shit! The hole is huge! There is no way that an elephant's long and thin penis can make such a hole!
Guy: Well, the elephant decided to finger me first!



3 Comments:
muahaha...fufu~ hope a good lame joke make ur day yeah..
Hahahha.. Hi Maverick, Luuee has landed.. What a really cool joke.. but i think biologically speakin... i think if an elephant fingered a man.. he would pengsan.. hahaha.. the elephant must have a huge huge finger.. Hmm.. wonder did it already cut it's fingernails.. if not.. *OUCH* EVEN MORE damage done..
And hmm.. wonder where did the elephant's finger went the night before..
hahahhahahaha... mav, would u wana try some elephant fingering too???
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